Monday, April 14, 2008

Well, that sucked.

Freaking weekends. I'm seriously considering just not answering the phone anymore.

Not picking up the mail. Never leaving the house.

I'll just sit here in bed with my fingers in my ears, singing lalalalala...

That way no one will say anything stupid or hurtful. No one will show how much they don't understand. Or care.

Won't have to worry about clean clothes, or bathing unless I feel like it. I'll pick up the house when I feel like it. I can order in food and groceries. And my drugs.

Lalalalala...

That'll work, right?

11 comments:

Tash said...

Works for me.

CDE said...

I'm 100% behind you on not answering the phone, but the bathing and the clean clothes? Can we talk? :)

STE said...

C, come on, is it that much of a stretch from my present condition? The cats don't seem to mind...

Think of it as having only half the laundry to do... :-)

G said...

Wait, what... people answer their phones? On weekends? Weird.

Clean clothes and showering, totally overrated.

c. said...

Sounds like a wonderful coping mechanism. I've used it often in the past 5+ months. Good luck.

Newt said...

Can't the cats clean the house? They should really start earning their keep.

CDE said...

C, come on, is it that much of a stretch from my present condition?

Actually, yeah. Without getting too goopy in front of Blog and everybody, I notice when you can smile and laugh and play with the kitties. It means a lot.

Plus, even MY crap sense of smell only protects me from so much. >8-D

The cats don't seem to mind...

They lick their own butts, sweetie. Their own butts.
They are not the arbiters of what is and is not icky.

Think of it as having only half the laundry to do... :-)

Half of a mass the size of a small moon is still a lot.

CLC said...

Showering is overrated. Seriously, do whatever you want. I think you get a free pass to be totally mopey and self=centered and all consumed with grief for at least a year. That's what I tell my family, at least.

Amy said...

I have read thru your comments and I believe that as long as you TALK to CDE and us (bloglanders) that you will be alright!

C, is right, the cats do lick themselves and that is ICKY! Even if it does show their flexibility and makes the man of the house jealous it's still icky!

You never have to answer the phone again...that's what machines are for! And laundry is for people who give a rats ass! I still have piles from last month!

Antigone said...

Okay you two are just too much. Go get a room!

CDE said...

We can't get a room, Antigone...

...the piles of laundry are blocking the door. :)