Had a monitoring u/s today, and as I was leaving, chatting with the nurses. One says, "Oh, we need to *do* something, something so this one works! I'm going to pray extra hard for you this week." And, "Me, too!" says the other. Great! Thanks! Because, you know, G-d loves me.
I thought of this bit from Jim Ga.ffigan. Really only the first minute is relevant, but it made me laugh today.